Confessions of a Powerlifter

Did you ever want to know what is really going through the mind of a powerlifter?  Neither did we, but they still told us anyways.  See what really makes these red meat-eating, heavy weight-moving gorillas tick.  

 Would it kill him to wash that shirt every couple of weeks?

Would it kill him to wash that shirt every couple of weeks?

 Poop... a lot of poop.

Poop... a lot of poop.

 More, I always want more..

More, I always want more..

 It adds ten pounds to your squat.

It adds ten pounds to your squat.

 Who's counting anyways?

Who's counting anyways?

 There isn't much skin left on my knees..

There isn't much skin left on my knees..

 I think it has something to do with Chad Wesley Smith's hairline...

I think it has something to do with Chad Wesley Smith's hairline...

 Do you have any idea how far down that is?

Do you have any idea how far down that is?

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